phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

(via gnarly)

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

(via gnarly)

rlyhigh:

i want to sit with you in my arms and just talk for a while

(via unpopuler)

“Boys cry
Cigarettes do kill,
parents lie,
boats sink,
flowers die,
Life goes on,
with or without you.”
— sad facts that come along with existing (via halluzinogen)

OMG THIS IS LIFE

(via ocheano)

(via ocheano)

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

image

I love that story

(via panicked-for-no-reason)

thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

(via orderofthesoniclightsaber)

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

(via orderofthesoniclightsaber)

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

(via greetings)